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     Does this make me look fat?          A question asked by women at a retail store. No. It makes you look skinny, so skinny that you look like a stick. In fact, I can't tell the difference between you and a flagpole.          Yes. You look extremely obese          and round. I can just flip you          over and roll you, yet you          wouldn't be able to go through          the door. No. You look like a stunning goddess. Your beauty is more intense than any flower, and I am ready to go on my knees and worship you.          Yes. I have never seen          anything more grotesque in my          life. If I didn