

Does This Make Me Look Fat? Does this make me look fat?Does This Make Me Look Fat?
A question asked by women at a retail store.
No. It makes you look skinny, so skinny that you look like a stick. In fact, I can't tell the difference between you and a flagpole.
Yes. You look extremely obese and round. I can just flip you over and roll you, yet you  
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Oxymoron-> the use of two contradictory words.
Oxy-Moron-> ALLANA
....wait...no...I think it's Ed...meh...
Oxy-MORON->ED
"Without money, there's no ice cream, but without ice cream...THERE'S NO AL!"
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